holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
FUCK.
Zombocalypse 2012
guys
GUYS
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD 2012
holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
FUCK.
Zombocalypse 2012
guys
GUYS
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD 2012
I’ve been using a mind palace since my teens and never thought it odd until I saw tumblr’s reaction to Sherlock’s use of the technique. A couple days ago I found myself building an extension in order to cram for my philosophy exam the following day and I figured I’d use this as an example and get you all exploiting the genius of this method.
Because, frankly, that one on wikihow that’s been going around is a headache, and mine has bad jokes and Sherlock examples.
If anyone’s any further questions just hit up my ask and we’ll talk.

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
Best Christmas Carol Ever.
karkat’s christmas carol
allison are you that fan
yes
HEADCANON
*This is NSFW! Put some headphones on to avoid embarrassment*
So this is the little treat I have been talking about! :D Think of it as, ‘Audio Sherlock Porn.’
I tried my best to get rid of the background noise, and add a little story to it as well :D I promise you that I ONLY used audio from the TV series, no extra audio has been added, what so ever!
And here is the download link that people have been asking for: http://www.mediafire.com/?8saj29bv4qwb5ud
Enjoy!! <3
Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!
- In 221B
“I looked you up on the internet last night. Found your website.”
“What did you think? Any good?”
“Very good.”
“What to see some more?”
“Oh god yes.”
*Undoes pants. John starts inserting..his.. into.. Sherlock.*“You doing it?
“Yes”
“You done it?”
“Yeah, hang on!”
*Sherlock and John get at it!*“yes….careful!……….Oh, John”…….”YES!”…..”OH GOD!!”……………
“Ahhh Sherlock…”
“Please come.”
*They finish up.*
“You ok?”
“Me, yeah, fine..I’m fine..fine….
That, ah…thing, that you, ah.. that you did with, um… that was, umm….. good.
But I was hoping you’d go deeper.”
when i heard the unzipping oh goddddd~ thank you for creating this beautiful audio ffffffffffffffffff
TT: You’ve been silent for a while.
TT: Don’t tell me you’re actually getting off on this.I just really REALLY like these two.
∩|;◕//ˇ□ˇ//◕|∩
…
|∩ ̄∀ ̄∩|
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.
this makes me cry.
i cry everytime
fuck crying
At first I thought “Hmm… what’s this? I hope it’s not a troll post…”
Then it started.
And I saw it…
I saw everything again…
And I remembered the very last scene…
And I shattered.
i did not see that comming
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]
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OH MY GOD THE WAY YOU SAY PORNOGRAPHY
OH I FUCKING GET IT NOW
THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOU EVER SAW
JIG YOU EVER SAW
JIGSAW
yes
good
PORNOGRAPHY
mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES
PFFFFFFFTSHHHH-hihihihihi this is great XD
/slaps face for holding in fangirlism