Don't be a...HUSSIE...about it
the-zombies-love-you:

ricepikachu:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit
we are going to fucking die

2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins

FUCK.

Zombocalypse 2012

guys
GUYS
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD 2012

the-zombies-love-you:

ricepikachu:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

2012

when the zombie apocalypse begins

FUCK.

Zombocalypse 2012

guys

GUYS

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD 2012

How To Build Your Own Mind Palace

anotherboywholived:

I’ve been using a mind palace since my teens and never thought it odd until I saw tumblr’s reaction to Sherlock’s use of the technique. A couple days ago I found myself building an extension in order to cram for my philosophy exam the following day and I figured I’d use this as an example and get you all exploiting the genius of this method.

Because, frankly, that one on wikihow that’s been going around is a headache, and mine has bad jokes and Sherlock examples.

If anyone’s any further questions just hit up my ask and we’ll talk.

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sorion:

leandralocke:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

Okay, the internet has be won. Everyone go home.

|n ̄ω ̄|η

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canni8al:

buttpalace:

canni8al:

larxenesomebody:



YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY


Best Christmas Carol Ever.

karkat’s christmas carol

allison are you that fan

yes

HEADCANON

canni8al:

buttpalace:

canni8al:

larxenesomebody:

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

Best Christmas Carol Ever.

karkat’s christmas carol

allison are you that fan

yes

HEADCANON

COME ON DOWN AND JOIN ME!!

i’m playing ao oni!

COME SEE ME PANIC

https://join.me/976-977-011

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sherlockh0rnyholmes:

*This is NSFW! Put some headphones on to avoid embarrassment*
So this is the little treat I have been talking about! :D Think of it as, ‘Audio Sherlock Porn.’

I tried my best to get rid of the background noise, and add a little story to it as well :D I promise you that I ONLY used audio from the TV series, no extra audio has been added, what so ever!

And here is the download link that people have been asking for: http://www.mediafire.com/?8saj29bv4qwb5ud

Enjoy!! <3


Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!

- In 221B

“I looked you up on the internet last night. Found your website.”

“What did you think? Any good?”

“Very good.”

“What to see some more?”

“Oh god yes.”

*Undoes pants. John starts inserting..his.. into.. Sherlock.*

“You doing it?

“Yes”

“You done it?”

“Yeah, hang on!”

*Sherlock and John get at it!*

“yes….careful!……….Oh, John”…….”YES!”…..”OH GOD!!”……………

“Ahhh Sherlock…”

“Please come.”

*They finish up.*

“You ok?”

“Me, yeah, fine..I’m fine..fine….

That, ah…thing, that you, ah.. that you did with, um… that was, umm….. good.

But I was hoping you’d go deeper.”

when i heard the unzipping oh goddddd~ thank you for creating this beautiful audio ffffffffffffffffff 

pimp-alpaca:

mallius:

TT: You’ve been silent for a while.
TT: Don’t tell me you’re actually getting off on this. 

I just really REALLY like these two.

∩|;◕//ˇ□ˇ//◕|∩

|∩ ̄∀ ̄∩|


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canni8al:

paperchimes:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

this makes me cry.

i cry everytime

fuck crying

At first I thought “Hmm… what’s this? I hope it’s not a troll post…”

Then it started.

And I saw it…

I saw everything again…

And I remembered the very last scene…

And I shattered.

i did not see that comming

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tinyphilosophy:

nerf-car:

eridanampwwhora:

honeyarmageddon:

senile-snake:

rileyav:

ambitiousbard:

undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]

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OH MY GOD THE WAY YOU SAY PORNOGRAPHY

OH I FUCKING GET IT NOW

THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIGSAW

yes

good

PORNOGRAPHY

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES

PFFFFFFFTSHHHH-hihihihihi this is great XD

/slaps face for holding in fangirlism